Mr. Sellack

(Words & Music by Terre Roche)
 O Mr Sellack
 Can I have my job back?
 I've run out of money again.
 Last time I saw ya
 I was singing Hallelujah
 I'm so glad to be leavin' this restaurant.
 Now the only thing I want
 Is to have my old job back again.
 I'll clean the tables;
 I'll do the creams;
 I'll get down on my knees and scrub
 behind the steam table.
 O Mr. Sellack
 I didn't think I'd be back.
 I worked here last year
 Remember?
 I came when Annie
 Was going on vacation
 And I stayed on almost till December.
 Now the only thing I want
 Is to have my old job back again.
 I won't be nasty to customers no more.
 When they send their burger back I'll tell them that
 I'm sorry.
 Waiting tables ain't that bad.
 Since I've seen you last, I've waited
 for some things that you would not believe
 To come true.
 Give me a broom and I'll sweep my way to heaven.
 Give me a job;
 You name it.
 Let the other forty-million three-hundred and seven
 People who want to get famous.
 Now the only thing I want
 Is to have that old job back again.
 I'll clean the tables;
 I'll do the creams;
 I'll get down on my knees and scrub
 behind the steam table.