Lily the Pink

We'll drink a drink a drink
 To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
 The saviour of the human race
 For she invented medicinal compound
 Most efficacious in every case.
 Mr. Frears
 had sticky-out ears
 and it made him awful shy
 and so they gave him medicinal compound
 and now he's learning how to fly.
 Brother Tony
 Was notably bony
 He would never eat his meals
 And so they gave him medicinal compound
 Now they move him round on wheels.
 We'll drink a drink a drink
 To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
 The saviour of the human race
 For she invented medicinal compound
 Most efficacious in every case.
 Old Ebeneezer
 Thought he was Julius Caesar
 And so they put him in a Home
 where they gave him medicinal compound
 and now he's Emperor of Rome.
 Johnny Hammer
 Had a terrible stammer
 He could hardly say a word
 And so they gave him medicinal compound
 Now he's seen (but never heard)!
 We'll drink a drink a drink
 To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
 The saviour of the human race
 For she invented medicinal compound
 Most efficacious in every case.
 Auntie Millie
 Ran willy-nilly
 When her legs, they did recede
 And so they rubbed on medicinal compound
 And now they call her Millipede.
 Jennifer Eccles
 had terrible freckles
 and the boys all called her names
 but she changed with medicinal compound
 and now he joins in all their games.
 We'll drink a drink a drink
 To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
 The saviour of the human race
 For she invented medicinal compound
 Most efficacious in every case.
 Lily the Pink, she
 Turned to drink, she
 Filled up with paraffin inside
 and despite her medicinal compound
 Sadly Picca-Lily died.
 Up to Heaven
 Her soul ascended
 All the church bells they did ring
 She took with her medicinal compound
 Hark the herald angels sing.
 Oooooooooooooooo Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'll drink a drink a drink
 To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
 The saviour of the human race
 For she invented medicinal compound
 Most efficacious in every case