Western Union

Things went wrong today
 Bad news came my way
 I woke up to find
 That I had blew my mind
 Western Union man
 Bad news in his hand
 Knocking at my door
 Selling me the score
 Fifteen cents a word to read
 A telegram I didn't need
 Says she doesn't care no more
 Think I'll throw it on the floor
 Got your cable just today
 Killed my groove I've got
 To say... ay
 Dit, da dit, da dit
 Now you've gone away, and
 How it's sad to say you've gone
 I remember what they said
 Now I'm going out of my head
 Telegram just had to say
 You've learned your lesson
 All the way... ay
 (BREAK)
 Telegram just had to say
 You've learned your lesson
 All the way... ay
 Dit, da dit, da dit
 I'll be on my way, 'cause
 There's another girl for me
 I'll be sure of her, and
 Things will be as they were
 Oh, Western Union
 Western Union (fade)