Chocolate

I fell in a vat of chocolate
 I fell in a vat of chocolate
 What'd you do when you fell in the chocolate?
 Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day
 Well, I fell in a vat of chocolate
 I just fell in a vat of chocolate...
 Wait a minute, wait a minute
 You just said you fell in the vat of chocolate
 I know, I just fell right in this vat of chocolate
 I know, and I asked you a question
 I said, "What did you do when you fell in the chocolate?"
 I swam a lot, there's uh
 There's uh thirty-foot vat
 It was just full of chocolate
 Thirty foot across?
 No, deep, was thirty feet deep
 Full of chocolate
 And I fell right into it
 And I, I uh
 Well what'd ya, what happened?
 What did you do after you fell in?
 Well, I uh, ...
 I even hate to think about it because it was, uh it was a
 No, I'm serious
 Terrible experience
 What did you do?
 What did you do to get out?
 I was just uh walkin' down this, uh
 Down by my house there, and there's uh
 There was this, uh, vat of chocolate over ...
 No, no, what did you do?
 There had to
 First of all,
 There had to be a restraining rail on the vat of chocolate
 Well, I, uh, used to kind of balance on that rail
 I used to walk on that rail
 And someone evidently put something slippery on there
 'Cause I fell right in there
 Okay, then what happened, Tom?
 What did you do after you fell? Did...
 Well, I, I ... yelled "fire," uh
 I yelled "fire" when I fell into the chocolate
 I yelled "fire" when I fell into the chocolate
 Tom, why'd you yell "fire" when you fell into the chocolate?
 Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day
 Well...
 Now I want you to think about it, Tom
 It must have been a very traumatic experience
 Oh, it's just a horrible experience
 I had chocolate all over me
 I was swimming around like that, yelling "fire"
 Well, what possessed you to yell "fire"
 When you fell into this vat of liquid chocolate?
 Well, I
 There was no fire
 You were in the chocolate and you yelled "fire"
 That's pretty, uh, ridiculous if you ask me
 It certainly is, uh, when I ...
 I just yelled "fire" when I fell into the chocolate
 No, Tom, why'd you yell "fire" when you fell into the chocolate?
 Well, I yelled "fire" because no one
 Would save me if I yelled, "CHOCOLATE!"
 Haha, no one would save me if I yelled, "chocolate," haha
 Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day-ay-ay