I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

Well, my body could use a little slimmin'
 I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
 And I ain't seen my feet since 1984
 The old lady wants to roll in the hay
 We turn the lights down all the way
 Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
 No I don't look good naked anymore
 I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
 If I keep on like I'm doing
 I won't fit through the door
 And I don't look good naked anymore
 Well, I used to be a helluva man
 I chopped wood with just one hand
 But I can't do the things I've done before
 Well, it all happened kinda slow
 But I guess I kinda let myself go
 Now I don't look good naked anymore
 No I don't look good naked anymore
 I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
 If I keep on like I'm doing
 I won't fit through the door
 And I don't look good naked anymore
 With each and every passing year
 Came a lot of french fries and beer
 And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
 Now my belly is big as a truck
 And the old lady don't wanna--
 SHE DON'T WANNA!
 Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
 No I don't look good naked anymore
 I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
 If I keep on like I'm doing
 I won't fit through the door
 And I don't look good naked anymore
 No I don't look good naked anymore
 I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
 If I keep on like I'm doing
 I won't fit through the door
 And I don't look good naked anymore
 No I don't look good naked anymore