The Coldest Room in the House

It's 27 degrees
 You wanna free up those sheets?
 Our extremities
 Frost bitten quite deep
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 I can't make my bed with you in it
 I sorely wish that I could lie another minute
 We can't have that, for fear you might leave my pocket
 And once it starts, there's not a lot that can stop it
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 I fail to find the thermostat
 And I can't ask you where it's at
 Because to rouse you from your sleep
 Would disrupt a thing of beauty
 Don't be shy
 Pull the faceplate on the enclosure aside
 You'll be a hero to this house
 If you can banish the cold without
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 You should hear the things that I have read
 The ease with which men end up in your bed
 You work within such lax prerequisites
 For fear of finding your bed desolate
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 I could care less what you do
 It just reflects poorly upon you
 You could care less what I say
 But I swear you'll wake up alone someday
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 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright
 I am not alright, I am not alright