The Day Before Yesterday's Man

Jesus, I'm freakin'
 I've had such a weekend
 I think I must be turning to G-o-d
 my girlfriend just dumped me
 and headed for the country
 for a boy who wears white s-o-cks
 i wish the papers were burning
 the Sun always coming around
 'cos Dad I am virtually freezing
 I'm working on this poor little s-o-ng
 cos when the shit hits the fa-n
 you know I've always been an also ra-n
 please, please understand
 yes, I'm the day before yesterday's man (yeah!)
 who-ooo-ooo
 the day before yeaterday
 the day before yeaterday
 who-ooo-ooo
 my palms are sweat-ing
 i'm trying hard forgetting
 the things that I didn't even say
 there is nothing on the box
 and I'm getting desperate thoughts
 that I just can't keep at bay
 I wish the tables were turning
 that something was coming a-lo-ng
 instead I'm virtually freaking
 everything is going so wr-o-ng
 'cos when the shit hits the fa-n
 you know I've always been an also ra-n
 please, please under-stand
 yes, I'm the day before yesterday's m-an
 who-ooo-ooo
 the day before yesterday
 the day before yesterday
 who-ooo-ooo
 the day before yesterday
 the day before yesterday
 who-ooo-ooo
 the day before yesterday
 the day before yesterday
 Jesus, I'm freakin'
 I've had such a weekend
 I think I must be turning to dust
 the day before yesterday