Hide The Beer, The Pastor's Here

the straw runs down his arm and leg
 under the carpet out to the keg
 a secret party tonight at Point Loma
 and the hate in your heart you're hiding well
 but the booze on your breath is easy to smell
 there's a six-pack to hide
 on the Oral U side
 let's drive to oklahoma
 hide the beer, the pastor's here
 hide the beer, think of your career
 he might find out that we're human beins'
 and bring us all down to the rack and the ruin
 she had a beer as an evening snack
 when the 'scripture man' planned a sneak attack
 suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton
 as she packed her bags and gathered her books
 'scripture man' gave her that lustful look
 yes lust is his brew but no one sees through
 his minty fresh breath ain't reekin'
 when the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear
 together we'll have hell to pay
 so wear a beard, the pastor's here
 put the "R" rated movie away
 yeah, hide the beer, the pastor's here
 hide the beer, think of your career
 he might find out that we're human beins'
 and bring us all down to the rack and the ruin
 hide the beer (biola!)
 hide the beer (bethel!)
 wear a beard (west mont!)
 hide the beer (calvin college!)
 hide the beer (azusa pacific!)
 hide the beer (liberty baptist!)
 hide the beer (san jose bible college!)
 hide the beer (bob jones!)
 hide the beer (taylor u!)
 hide the beer (california baptist!)
 hide the beer (gordon college!)
 hide the beer (calvin klein!)
 hide the beer!
 george fox, moody bible institute,
 seattle pacific, baylor, smu, pacific christian,
 jimmy swaggart u, john brown,
 anderson, eastern mennonite, fort wayne bible,
 grand rapids baptist, greenville, grove city, nyack,
 travecca nazarine, multnoma school of the bible,
 inland empire school of the bible, philadelphia college of the bible,
 whitworth spring arbor,
 and south & north western. . .
 northwestern!