The Golden Girl of the Golden West

she's a pistol packin' mama and a bleach blond surfer queen
 a highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling
 she was born at sutter's mill and killed up on the silver screen
 she opens up her golden gate and offers us a dream
 na na na na na na...
 she's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat
 an avocado model in a boysenberry hat
 she's our buffed and sprangled banner, she's our sedentary fat
 she's hungry cold and homeless, and she's luxury's lap
 she's the golden girl of the golden west
 a lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
 she's the golden girl of the golden west
 a fashion island floozy in a skin tight dress
 she's the golden girl...
 one man's blessing and another man's curse
 she's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse
 she's a double beef burger called "the double patty hearse"
 she's a napa valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse
 na na na na na na...
 she's a corporation raider on the sports bar beat
 a giant dodging forty-niner with two athletes feet
 she's a warrior and an angel and a ram in heat
 she's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak
 na na na na na na...
 she's a bleeding heart madonna with a big electric chair
 an earth shaking quaker with a fundamental flair
 there's a method to her madness and a charismatic air
 an orthodoxly logic in that presbytery stare
 so come all you huddled masses, all you yo-yosimite sams
 make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty hoover dam
 yeah and leave it all to beaver and start packin' up the van
 take the california aqueduct on down to disneyland