Desert Island Disc

Can you recall that little boy with blood-red hair
 He'd kick your chair, he'd twist your arm, he didn't care
 Did you ever wonder what became of Billy-Boy?
 Wonderboy, the teacher's pet
 Come in Billy, take a seat
 Let's hear about the fun you had
 This is your life
 This is your life
 Shake Billy's hand, kiss Billy's wife
 This is your life
 Remember George, who took it all against the wall?
 As George the Frisbee, George the Ball?
 He'd whistle as he'd fly
 And you'd stand by and cheer the guys on
 How's your karma?
 Did you ever wonder what became of Rubber George?
 This is your life
 This is your life
 Shake Georgie's hand, but watch his knife
 This is your life
 Remember Joan, you met her on the phone
 That night alone you felt frustrated
 Joan, the she-wolf in the shower
 Always in the shower
 Did you ever wonder what became of Joan the Moan?
 This is your life
 This is your life
 Shake Joanie's gland, kiss her wife
 This is your life
 And it's over