Altercations

He stopped and asked me who I was
 And what exactly that I does
 Well, he hadn t seen me round before
 And it was all because
 Watch as officer friendly turned into
 A mothra type archenemy
 Interesting style of dress he says
 What a bampot, what a goon
 Now I m sitting here again in jail with all my friends
 My 5th time in this nick, the only one cop that s ever been nice
 I was collected here for loitering
 I was waiting for a ride I didn t get nothing
 It might have been fun but I didn t have a
 Video camera at the time
 Terminal officer friendly, officer Jeckyl and
 Officer Hyde, the thought is completely barmy,
 When the chief is on the telly and he cries
 "No don t be afraid of us, no we re not out to get you, sus
 No to serve and protect, where for
 We employ community crime control."
 [Chorus:]
 But they are out to friggin nick you
 Because that s their friggin job
 They just forget they re dealing with people
 To stead of shaking criminal slobs
 Take pride in your job
 Don t be ashamed
 No, but serve and protect too
 Instead of playing cops and robbers
 Itchy fingers, what an excuse.
 I ve always gotten collected for silly menial crap collected
 Quotas to be made
 I watch people get hurt when they get hit
 There is violence in the street
 It would make you sick if it was shown
 But forget it when you glorify these
 Cops with TV shows
 In the case of Jerimiah Mearday
 In the case of Bobby Sands
 Go to the library, if you don t believe
 And look all this crap up
 Be truthful, on this statement
 Your friend there told us everything
 Be careful not to drop the soap you sissy
 Wait a minute; there was no one else
 With me at the time
 People become complacent
 They ll stick to anything exciting
 They stay in a situation
 It s safe and fun, it s all they know
 You have to study laws mate
 For the public, so deal with it
 There is two sides to your job
 If you re gonna do it half ass,
 Don t friggin do it at all.
 [Chorus]
 Well, I say fuck the police
 Fuck the police
 I say fuck the police
 Fuck the police
 I say fuck the police
 I say fuck the police
 Well, I say fuck the police
 I say fuck the police.
 Fuck em.