The Silent

Oh God
 It's so so quiet here
 The silence is slipping into my head
 When monsters are loud
 They're really quite delightful
 It's the silent ones that kill you
 So please do watch out
 We had a monster ball
 And they all came out to play
 They were dressed to the nines
 In their scary monster ways
 We had guzzard tea
 And lizard skin
 And baby legs and rolled around
 Merrily and spilled our fluids
 God it was so fun!
 At the end of the night
 We bowed and said, "Good Eating!"
 And they spilled into the night
 Slithering and creeping
 I closed my door and hit the lights
 And sighed into the frightful night
 The chandeliers were creaking
 Ah oooh! My little tom's were peeking!
 Oh God, what's that?
 Could it be my little black cat?
 Could it be my shadow playing tricks?
 Could it be my flighty candlesticks?
 It's time my body go to bed
 But who to tend to my dear head?
 The night will soothe its deadly ways
 Into the realm of the insane
 I lift my covers up
 And I close my little eyes
 And I listen to the night
 With its silent screams and cries
 I went to sleep and woke to find
 I was being eaten
 Which wouldn't be so bad
 Except
 I never gave permission
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 Those silent little demons
 And their silent little ways
 Its the silent ones that kill you
 Its the little ones that rage
 The big ones will hound you
 The loud ones will pound you
 But the germs get in you
 And eat you inside out
 Inside out, inside out
 They'll eat you inside out
 Which wouldn't be so bad
 Except they eat you Inside out
 Inside out, inside out
 They'll eat you inside out
 Which wouldn't be so bad
 Except they eat you Inside out
 Which wouldn't be so bad
 Except they don't ask for permission
 They just get inside you
 And set upon their mission
 Or better than that
 They'll get into your veins
 And seep into your bloodstream
 Which causes lots of pain
 Or better than that
 They'll make you go insane
 If the little bugger slimes
 Reach into your brain
 Or better than that
 In your soul they'll lurk
 A place to worship
 You've become their church
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 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Inside out, inside out
 They'll eat you inside out
 Which wouldn't be so bad
 Except they eat you inside out
 No it wouldn't be so bad
 Except they eat you inside out
 Inside out, inside out
 They'll eat you inside out
 Which wouldn't be so bad
 But then they leave you inside out
 No it wouldn't be so bad
 Except they eat you inside out
 Which wouldn't be so bad
 But then they leave you inside out
 Inside out!