Herm-Aphrodite (She Was A Guy)

I was thinking back about last night
 upon sober reflection
 met a girl that I thought I liked
 but on further inspection
 things were amiss... or maybe a mister
 (she had a dude vibe) I think that I kissed her
 (she had a dude face) she was a guy
 she was a guy
 she had a pretty little country voice
 and I sure liked her diction
 hanging out with all the country boys
 aroused my suspicion I didn't belong
 we got carried away
 (she had a dude's vibe) she carried it wrong
 (she had a dude's face) she was a guy
 she was a guy
 thinking 'bout it, yeah maybe
 she was a guy
 and I don't know what made me believe
 they say that looks they can deceive
 I know I've been deceived
 solo
 my situation's gone from sad to worse
 cause I really adore her
 see my blessing turned into a curse
 cause I can't ignore her
 there's nothing to hide
 cause God's in the details
 (she had a dude vibe) she sent me an email
 (she had a dude face) she ain't no female
 (I can't live a lie) she was a guy
 she was a guy
 beyond a fucking shadow of a doubt
 she was a guy
 and I'm a man of two minds
 sha la la la she was a guy my my my
 sha la la la she was a guy oh she was a guy
 sha la la la she was a guy I can't believe that she lied
 sha la la la she was a guy oh man do I cry
 sha la la la she was a guy oh man do I die
 sha la la la she was a guy she was guy
 sha la la la she was a guy oh she was a guy
 sha la la la she was a guy she was a guy