Diddle-Bot

i was feeling kinda lonely so i went to the store
 picked you up for a couple of bucks and walked out the door.
 well, diddle bot, he's not your average joe,
 he's got three different speeds-
 slow fast and go, go go GO GO!
 you, i found you in longview
 you're smooth metallic blue
 you've got me in the mood
 you love me through and through
 you make me feel brand new,
 i hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo!
 i didn't expect to find my tits against the wall
 and your monotone drone didn't phase me at all
 i was kinda dissappointed cause you promised me lunch
 but all i got was a diddle-bot donkey punch!
 you, i found you in longview
 you're smooth metallic blue
 you've got me in the mood
 you love me through and through
 you make me feel brand new,
 i hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo!
 (robot voice:)
 baby, show me what you got-
 turn my knobs, fill up my slot.