Wicked Witch of Wonder

In the furthest dive from nowhere
 I took my life off track
 Confronted by an ancient man
 A lipstick demon on his back
 He grabbed me with his leather claws
 And he stared into my soul
 And he said you're too proud to be wise, son
 But you're too stupid to grow old he said
 He said
 He said
 He said I'll tell you a little story bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Hell, no, don't let her take my soul
 He said those wedding bells and her hair of fire
 It tied his tongue in prison chains
 And broke him with desire
 How could a woman with innocence and beauty too
 Break the soul of a poor young boy
 When she said I do
 He said
 He said
 He said
 He said I'll tell you a little story bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Hell, no, don't let her take my soul
 And he leaned in with his dead blue eyes
 And he asked me with his lizard lips
 Son why are you surprised
 I responded like a cautious child
 Who is this wicked witch?
 You ain't never seen a man so terrified
 Like a dog he was ready to quit
 He wouldn't vocalize the answer
 But he told me with his eyes
 I've seen so many things my son
 But your mother is who I truly despise
 Bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Bout the wicked witch of wonder
 Hell, no, don't let her take my soul