Put It On a T-Shirt

Help me make my mind up then
 As you're tying up my shoes
 My ego sang me lullabies
 And my conscience sang the blues
 He took me to a crossroads once
 And said I had a choice
 But he couldn't hear me make my bet
 Over his own voice
 So if I climb the mountain now
 With my paint and leather shoes
 And I touch the hand of God up there
 Will you still help me choose?
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 They tried to tell me you're cold
 And you're impossible to hurt
 Now I've heard that said about the both of us
 They should put it on a t-shirt
 If that's true about the both of us
 They should put it on a t-shirt
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 Yes, I got your article on the shape of things to come
 I'm glad you're feeling guilty now
 That you're better off than some
 But I think you sent donations to the wrong side of the road
 So I took 'em from their window sill
 And served 'em at a mall
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 They tried to tell me you're cold
 But they would eat you for desert
 Now I've heard that said about the both of us
 They should put it on a t-shirt
 If that's true about the both of us
 They should put it on a t-shirt
 La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
 They should put it on a t-shirt
 La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
 Why don't they put it on a t-shirt?
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 Help me make my mind up then as you're tying up my shoes
 My ego sang me lullabies
 And my conscience sang the blues
 I'm sleeping in the kitchen now
 And my feet are in the hall
 My picture's on a piano
 My head is off the wall
 They tried to tell me you're cold
 And you're impossible to hurt
 Now I've heard that said about the both of us
 They should put it on a t-shirt
 If that's true about the both of us
 They should put it on a t-shirt
 If that's true about the both of us
 They should put it on a t-shirt
 If that's true about the both of us
 Why don't they put it on a t-shirt?