Surfing in the Sky

How many lightbulbs does it take to change the mood?
 If it's how many he did I think I'm screwed
 And how many problems can you fit in your limousine?
 Let's take 'em around the back to the cash machine
 And if my eyes open for business
 Or my heart comes home for Christmas
 Then I will take you surfing in the sky
 No, I can't walk on water
 But if you've ever wondered why
 Lemme take you surfing in the sky
 What do you get when you cross the Rubicon
 With a man who said self-humor's all gone?
 You tell me I'm the one but I'm the one that gets away
 So when you take your shot and there's no one left to play
 And you've got nothing left to give
 I'll give you a month to live
 And I will take you surfing in the sky
 To keep you out of reach
 Of every other guy
 I will take you surfing in the sky
 Woah
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 I was made to measure
 The sauciest way to pleasure
 So I can take you surfing in the sky
 Some say "hallelujah"
 And some are even high
 So baby let's go surfing in the sky
 Baby let's go surfing in the sky
 Baby let's go surfing in the sky