Get a New Daddy

Hey there kids, i see you're feeling blue
 Parents push you around and tell you what to do
 Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed
 Instead of watch tv you have to do homework instead
 And i know it makes you angry and you're full of rage
 Well let me tell you a secret i wish i knew at your age
 Next time you're angry and you want to fight back
 Just tell your teacher daddy likes to play with your sack
 And you can get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 Police will take the old one away in a caddy
 You can get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 Stay up real late
 Kick back, and light up a fatty
 You can get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy
 Now for a little while your new daddy's cool
 Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you
 Let's you eat candy and play video games
 But your friend's at school all think that he's kind of lame
 Now you can't have your buddies making fun of your dad
 And all in all this one is really not so bad
 But you think you might like to try once more
 Take naked polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer
 And you can get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 Stay up real late
 Kick back, and light up a fatty
 You can get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 Police will take the old one away in a caddy
 You can get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy
 Now your mom's wondering what's wrong with her
 And why she keeps attracting men that are dirty perv's
 She has a breakdown and cries and cries
 And after a while she's institutionalized
 Then you can get a new mommy
 Get a new mommy
 New brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy
 Get a new mommy
 Get a new mommy
 A new brother, new sister, a new house, a new mommy
 Get a new mommy, get a new daddy
 Stay up real late
 Kick back, and spark up a fatty
 You can get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 Police will take the old one away in a caddy
 You can get a new daddy
 Get a new mommy
 A new brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy
 Get a new mommy, get a new daddy
 Stay up real late
 Kick back, and spark up a fatty
 You can get a new daddy
 Get a new daddy
 In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy