The Size Of A Cow

Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
 When you're not looking forward?
 Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink
 And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon
 You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
 And these should be the best days of my life
 Life, it's not what I thought it was
 Damn blast, look at my past
 I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
 I said, oh wow, look at me now
 I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
 No, oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow
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 You know it would be strange to live life in a cage
 And only believe the things you see that are written on the page
 How easy would it be at home in time for tea
 And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea
 You know that it's been sunk a thousand times
 And these should be the best days of my life
 Life, it's not what I thought it was
 Damn blast, look at my past
 I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
 I said, oh wow, look at me now
 I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
 No, oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow
 No, oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow
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 You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
 And these should be the best days of my life
 Life, it's not what I thought it was
 Damn blast, look at my past
 I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
 I said, oh wow, look at me now
 I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
 Damn blast, look at my past
 I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
 I said, oh wow, look at me now
 I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
 Oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow
 Oh, oh, oh, oh