We're #1 (Remix)

Thank you for the invitation
 We're sure your show will be very nice
 Gonna see if we can make it but hey maybe
 We can offer you some advice
 No, we're not trying to talk down at you
 It's from the goodness of the whole of our heart
 But we can tell just by looking at you
 That you better quit before you start
 In the meantime I need some mean time
 To wipe out any good will building up
 Check the score, we're #1
 Turn 'round now back where you're from
 Wrote this tune, soon everyone's gonna
 Check the score and see that we're #1
 Yeah you make a decent stand-in
 Typically boring of course
 And anyone who asks yeah well we feel
 We've got to give them our full report
 In the meantime I need some mean time
 To break down the defenses of our enemies
 Check the score, we're #1
 Turn 'round now back where you're from
 Wrote this tune, soon everyone's gonna
 Check the score and see that we're #1
 One less person in dress rehearsal
 One less hopeless dreamer
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 Check the score, we're #1
 Turn 'round now back where you're from
 Wrote this tune, soon everyone's gonna
 Check the score and see that we're #1
 Yeah, check the score, we're #1
 Turn 'round now back where you're from
 Wrote this tune, soon everybody's gonna
 Check the score and see that we're #1
 Check the score, we're #1
 Turn 'round now back where you're from
 Wrote this tune, soon everyone's gonna
 Check the score and see that we're #1