Hockey Monkey

All the scientists are running around
 looking for the monkey, but he can't be found
 'cause he's down by the pond
 playing hockey with the kids.
 And all the mothers are running around
 looking for their children, but they can't be found
 'cause they're down by the pond
 playing hockey with the monkey.
 And it's one, two, three,
 the kids love the monkey. And
 four, five six.
 The monkey's got a hockey stick.
 Seven, eight, nine
 having a good time, yeah.
 National guard is running around
 looking for the monkey, but he can't be found
 'cause he's down by the pond
 playing hockey with the kids.
 And all the teachers are running around
 looking for the children, but they can't be found
 'cause they're down by the pond
 playing hockey with the monkey.
 And it's one, two, three,
 the kids love the monkey. And
 four, five six.
 The monkey's got a hockey stick.
 Seven, eight, nine
 having a good time, yeah.
 It's one, two, three,
 the kids love the monkey. And
 four, five six.
 The monkey's got a hockey stick.
 Seven, eight, nine
 having a good time,
 yeah.