Crappy Love Song

Two sad people walk down the street
 "Where we gonna sit down?" "Where we gonna eat?"
 Two sad people don't have much to say
 Just "How are you doing?" or "How was your day?"
 No more sad sad sappy love songs
 About two sad people who can't get along
 I want a glad glad happy love song
 I'd even take a crappy love song like this one
 Two sad people don't let each other down
 You can't get much lower when you're on the ground
 Two sad people don't fuss or fight
 Just a "Roll over honey" and "Turn out the light"
 No more sad sad sappy love songs
 About two sad people who can't get along
 I want a glad glad happy love song
 I'd even take a crappy love song like this one
 One sad person might cause a fuss
 Say something stupid and mess it all up
 Two sad people, that's a special thing
 They're both blind from the shine of the wedding ring
 Two sad people don't need to rush
 There's no need to hurry nothing to discuss
 Two sad people, they can take their sweet time
 And just creep on up to that finish line
 No more sad sad sappy love songs
 About two sad people who can't get along
 I want a glad glad happy love song
 I'd even take a crappy love song like this one
 Oh, can't get along
 Give me a happy love song
 I'd even take a crappy love song like this one