Stand up in It

Now this song is going out to all of you players
 Wanna be players
 Wanna be pimps
 Mack daddys
 Or whatever you call yourself
 Well you better get your game face on
 Cause this old lady told me one time
 She say son, you men think you know what women want
 But you don't
 And then she went on to tell me a story
 And it goes something like this
 All you wanna be lovers
 There's something you need to know
 Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago
 She said Theodis, men think they know what women want
 But the truth about the whole thing is boy, they really don't
 She said, I had a man
 Who thought he was the worlds greatest lover
 But when you add his time up
 He was just a five minute brother
 He used to squeeze it
 Mmmm
 He used to stroke it
 You know one night we was makin love he said
 This thing is so damn good I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it
 She said Theodis you need to know
 That you can squeeze it
 And you can stroke it
 Do any damn thing you gat the notion
 But you ain't done a dog gone thin until you stand up in it
 Now this wanna be brother who thought he was the worlds greatest lover
 Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part time lover
 He said baby, mmm baby
 Why you messin around on me?
 I make sure your rents paid
 I make sure your cable's on
 Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone
 Baby ooo baby why you do me this way?
 She said Theodis, men think they know what women want
 But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't
 Now you can play around it, and you can stroke it
 Do any damn thing you gat the notion
 But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it
 Now you can squeeze it, and you can stroke it
 But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it
 Oohh you gotta stand up innit
 Yes you do
 Then she said
 Theodis you better get up for me like you standing up in it
 I said alright I would
 She said no no no go on
 Play it like you standing, you know stand up in it
 I said okay... eh eh eh
 Oh yeah Theodis
 She said Theodis, men think they know what women want
 But the truth about the whole thing is boy, they really don't
 She said, now you can squeeze it, and you can stroke it
 But wait a minute
 But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it
 Now you can play around it, and you can stroke it
 Do any damn thing you gat the notion
 But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it
 Ohh boy, you better stand up in it, yeahh
 Ohhhh you gotta stand up in it
 The she said Theodis
 The moral lesson of this story is that
 You can snap it, stroke it, love it, squeeze it, tease it
 Do anything you wanna do with it
 But you ain't did nothing til you stand up in it
 Now this song is going out to all of you players
 Wanna be players
 Wanna be pimps
 Mack daddys
 Or whatever you call yourself
 Well you better get your game face on
 Cause this old lady told me one time
 She say son, you men think you know what women want
 But you don't
 And then she went on to tell me a story
 And it goes something like this
 All you wanna be lovers
 There's something you need to know
 Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago
 She said Theodis, men think they know what women want
 But the truth about the whole thing is boy, they really don't
 She said, I had a man
 Who thought he was the worlds greatest lover
 But when you add his time up
 He was just a five minute brother
 He used to squeeze it
 Mmmm
 He used to stroke it
 You know one night we was makin love he said
 This thing is so damn good I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it
 She said Theodis you need to know
 That you can squeeze it
 And you can stroke it
 Do any damn thing you gat the notion
 But you ain't done a dog gone thin until you stand up in it
 Now this wanna be brother who thought he was the worlds greatest lover
 Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part time lover
 He said baby, mmm baby
 Why you messin around on me?
 I make sure your rents paid
 I make sure your cable's on
 Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone
 Baby ooo baby why you do me this way?
 She said Theodis, men think they know what women want
 But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't
 Now you can play around it, and you can stroke it
 Do any damn thing you gat the notion
 But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it
 Now you can squeeze it, and you can stroke it
 But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it
 Oohh you gotta stand up innit
 Yes you do
 Then she said
 Theodis you better get up for me like you standing up in it
 I said alright I would
 She said no no no go on
 Play it like you standing, you know stand up in it
 I said okay... eh eh eh
 Oh yeah Theodis
 She said Theodis, men think they know what women want
 But the truth about the whole thing is boy, they really don't
 She said, now you can squeeze it, and you can stroke it
 But wait a minute
 But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it
 Now you can play around it, and you can stroke it
 Do any damn thing you gat the notion
 But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it
 Ohh boy, you better stand up in it, yeahh
 Ohhhh you gotta stand up in it
 The she said Theodis
 The moral lesson of this story is that
 You can snap it, stroke it, love it, squeeze it, tease it
 Do anything you wanna do with it
 But you ain't did nothing til you stand up in it