Beer vs Women

I'm allowed to complain about a beer bein' flat
 My lips touch another bottle, my old beer don't get mad
 When I'm at a bar, I'm always able to pick up a Bud Light
 And beer looks the same in the mornin' as it did on Friday night
 Beers always ready to leave on time
 And that's why beers never late
 And when I wanna swap beers
 My old beer won't take half of my estate
 A world where I could just date beer would just be great
 Yeah, you've never heard a guy say
 "Look how hot that beer is"
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 Well, I've never caught my beer in bed with another man
 And if I ain't in a mood to talk, beer understands
 My beer don't holler or scream at me if I wanna go out with the guys
 And if I wanna go huntin' or fishin', beers right thеre by my side
 Yeah, I can always lеt beer down easy
 And grab another cold one strong
 And beer don't hate me on some random week
 So I can love beer all year long
 I don't believe I've ever broke down and cried after a beer-drinkin' song
 Give me a world where I could just date beer
 Yeah, I've got me one right here
 Yeah, a world where I could just date beer wouldn't be so wrong
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 I mean I don't think it'd be that wrong
 I think I need a beer