Make Em Wait

Nah, I ain't late
 I make 'em wait, make 'em wait
 I make 'em wait
 I got no watch, I got no clock
 I don't really give a care
 Everyday I wear a brand new pair of underwear
 Nah, I ain't late
 I make 'em wait then wait them wait some more
 I'll rupture and puncture punctual whore
 I roll out in the Jag doing 20 that's the max
 Sipping Henny in the back, no Google maps
 I'm just a slow poke
 This ho on codeine, she a slow poke
 Fuck a time piece, that shit's for old folks and ho's bloke
 I'm just a rocky raccoon
 Let's eat shrooms and swim to the moon
 I'm floating in slow-motion, mate
 Nah, I ain't late
 I make 'em wait, make 'em wait
 I make 'em wait
 Strapped for protection, safe sex
 Working out in the living room, bowflex
 Big face hundreds smell like cat fish
 Chuck Norris wrist reverse spinnin' back fist
 Now I'm in the backwoods with Sally Struthers
 Your mom in my jacuzzi counting bubbles
 They tried to bait me in me in like a paper boy
 Ramen noodles on the counter as a decoy
 I can sip moonshine for indegestion
 I can ride the Clydesdale like Willie Nelson
 Might have to camp at [?]
 Three white bitches in the mountains
 Wilson Phillips
 Nah, I ain't late
 I make 'em wait, make 'em wait
 I make 'em wait
 I'm running late as usual
 I got a blonde date that's beautiful
 Fat ass, you should see the booty bro
 And she can handle the balls, Ricky Rubio
 I make em wait like a hostage
 Then walk in the office dangling my sausage
 I'm Bob Costas in a Mazda Miata
 With a chicken Slovakian mobster's fuckin' daughter
 Hold her head under hot water
 And feed her fried possum like a bottle nose dolphin
 I make 'em wait like a fucking scrub
 And if she says two words
 Boxing gloves
 Nah, I ain't late
 I make 'em wait, make 'em wait
 I make 'em wait