F Sharp - Live

I've been having a little problem recently
 Which is quite disturbing musicalically
 Involving a semi-tonal discrepancy
 Vocally and instrumentally
 You see musicians of different varieties
 Prefer playing in particular keys
 And singers, too, treat preferentially
 Those notes they tackle more proficiently
 Now you don't have to be a member of MENSA
 To understand the depths of my dilemma
 The two elements of me favor two different keys
 Thus a rift betwixt my fingers and my tenor
 I like nothing more than playing instruments in F
 It warms the very cockles of my heart
 The trouble is that F can leave me vocally bereft you see
 I like playing in F major
 But I like singing in F sharp, F sharp,
 I refuse to be beholden to my hands
 I don't see why my larynx should give in to their demands
 I'll not be forced to compromise my art
 And so I just keep playing in F major
 And singing in F sharp, F sharp, F sharp, F sharp, F sharp, F sharp
 I'll keep playing in F major
 And I'll keep singing in F sharp