Garth Brooks Ruined My Life - Live

What's the big deal about Garth Brooks
 What's he got that I ain't got
 Except the biggest country album in history
 And girls screamin' in the parking lot
 My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
 Yeah, she thinks Garth's number one
 And there's even husbands jealous
 At Garth Brooks over in Ireland
 I look better in a hat than he does
 And I got a lot more hair
 I missed The Dance, still felt the pain
 And I've never had an answered pray
 I wrote a hundred songs about rodeo
 But my wife wouldn't listen to mine
 Now I'm singin' to friends in a place so low
 Garth Brooks couldn't even find
 Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet
 Or one of us is gonna get hurt
 Yeah, you'll let go of that longneck bottle
 If I choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt
 She has taken down our weddin' pictures
 And put a poster of you
 And if your name comes up again when she's sleepin'
 There's no tellin' what I'll do
 Yeah, we went though this a few years ago
 When she was dreamin' about George Strait
 But now the name Garth Brooks are two words
 That I have grown to hate
 Brother you look like a cowboy airport controller
 With that ugly little microphone
 Why don't you quit tryin' to turn my wife away
 And leave my life alone
 I'm sick of Garth Brooks
 I'm tired of hearin' about Garth Brooks
 I think I've had enough of Garth Brooks
 My wife is in love with Garth Brooks
 She wants to be Mrs. Garth Brooks
 I hope his records sells like Garth Brooks