Stuck On The Corner

You know that goddamn kiss-ass Handelmann
 vice president of human resources or somethin'
 He stood up and made a speech about how we would
 all have to work even harder now
 I thought harder, now, harder than what?
 I would give anything to get up and walk but of here but I'm
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 Stuck on the corner of Sanity and Madness
 I'm lookin them over, I can't see a difference
 Makin money out of paper, makin paper out of trees
 We're makin so much money we can hardly breathe
 You oughta hear the shit that I get from my daughter
 she says that she can't stand the sight of the car I bought her
 I'd be moonlightin forever to buy a ragtop
 Her and her mother spend my money pretty much non-stop
 They're trying to break me for the sake of the neighborhood
 they want to make everyone up and down the street
 to think that we're doing good, but I'm
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 I didn't even want to study economics
 My parents made me cause they said it would be practical
 I can't make my kids do a goddamn thing I tell them to
 My kid's an unrepentant radical
 He is as unimpressed by the glass in my cubicle
 As I am secretly impressed by his ability
 to look at everything so completely irresponsibly
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 You know I had to throw a little back at Mr. Handelmann
 Drove home from work as mad as I've ever been an' then
 I moved the kid out of the driveway, you know he didn't
 He left me everything, I said, what would you know
 You're lookin at the man about to buy a kid a ragtop
 I said What are you driving? a popsickle you little punk!
 And now I'm
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