I'll Never Fall In Love Again

What do you get when you fall in love?
 A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
 That's what you get for all your trouble
 I'll never fall in love again
 I'll never fall in love again
 What do you get when you kiss a girl
 You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
 After you do, she'll never phone you
 I'll never fall in love again
 I'll never fall in love again
 Don't tell me what it's all about
 'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
 Out of those chains those chains that bind you
 That is why I'm here to remind you
 What do you get when you give your heart
 You get it all broken up and battered
 That's what you get, a heart that's shattered
 I'll never fall in love again
 I'll never fall in love again
 Out of those chains those chains that bind you
 That is why I'm here to remind you
 What do you get when you fall in love?
 You only get lies and pain and sorrow
 So for at least until tomorrow
 I'll never fall in love again
 I'll never fall in love again
 I'll never fall in love again
 I'll never fall in love again