Ya Never Know

I can't believe it!
 It couldn't be happening!
 Pinch me girls!
 It couldn't be happening!
 All of this sudden success coming out of the blue!
 I put a sign up
 Right in the front window
 An advertisement
 Right in the front window
 Stop in and see the amazing new plant "Audrey II"
 And the really remarkable thing is that people they do
 Seymour, that twerp of a clutz
 Finally did something right
 Audrey II drives 'em nuts
 What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist
 And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist!
 "Well, how'd I do?"
 "You was great on the radio Seymour!"
 "You sounded sexier that the wolf-man"
 "You're an over night sensation Seymour!"
 "Who'da believed it?"
 One day he pushed a broom
 Nothing in his news but gloom and doom
 Then he lit a fuse and give him room
 Stand aside and watch that mothah blow
 Explosion! Bang! Kerboom!
 Don't it go to show ya never know?
 Seymour was in a bunk
 He was number zero
 Who'da thunk he'd become a hero?
 Just a punk, he was a forgotten so-and-so
 Then one day-Crash! Kerplunk!
 Don't it go to show ya never know?
 Sit down Seymour, now we gon' sing for you
 All the world used to screw him
 Big-wham-pow! Now they interview him
 And they clamor to put his remarks
 On the air
 All the world used to hate him
 Now they're startin' t'appreciate him
 All because of that strange little plant
 Over there
 Observe him! Here's a chap
 Everything is landing in his lap
 (I just cut my hand and in a snap
 Something out of Edgar Allen Poe has happened)
 Zam! Kazap!
 Don't it go to show ya never know?
 One day you're slinging hash
 Feeling so rejected
 Lightning flash, you get resurrected
 Make a splash-now you rate the big
 Bravissimo
 And with a thundercrash-
 Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom
 Zang kazunk, zam kazoom
 Zowee powee holy cow
 He ordered up a rainbow to go
 Wow! Pow! Lookout below!
 Don't it go to show ya never know?