The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish)

My bum is on the rail
 Bum is on the rail
 Look at me, my bum is on the rail
 My bum is on the man
 Bum is on the man
 It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man
 My bum is on the step
 Bum is on the step
 Don't fall down the step you might hurt your bum
 And that's not very fun
 If you fall down and hurt your bum
 I like to put my bum on things
 It's fun for everyone
 My bum is on the cheese
 Bum is on the cheese
 If I get lucky I'll get a disease
 My bum is on the Swedish
 Swedish
 Swedish
 Swedish
 My bum is on the gum
 My bum is on the gum
 I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
 My bum is on the ship
 The battleship
 I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
 I'd shoot poo all over the place
 Poo poo!
 Cuz that isn't very fun
 When they shoot a cannon in your bum
 I like to put my bum on things
 It's fun for everyone
 My bum is on the dog
 My bum is on the cat
 My bum is on the phone
 My bum is all alone
 The rail is all alone
 The man is all alone
 The Swedish is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 1, 2, 3, 4
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 My bum is all alone
 Get the poo off my bum (get the poo off)
 I need the poo off my bum
 I've go to get the poo-poo off my bum (poo poo)
 I wanna hear the cannon
 No, let me hear the cannon
 No, no, no, no, not the loon!
 (Bum is alone, bum is alone, bum is alone)
 Not the loon
 I wanna hear the cannon
 I wanna hear the cannon
 I wanna hear the cannon, not the loon
 Yeah, the cannon
 Now get the poo off my bum
 I want the poo-poo off my bum bum
 Can I hear the loon again?