We Will All Go Together When We Go

When you attend a funeral
 It is sad to think that sooner o'
 Later those you love will do the same for you
 And you may have thought it tragic
 Not to mention other adjec-
 Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do
 But don't you worry
 No more ashes, no more sackcloth
 And an armband made of black cloth
 Will some day never more adorn a sleeve
 For if the bomb that drops on you
 Gets your friends and neighbors too
 There'll be nobody left behind to grieve
 And we will all go together when we go
 What a comforting fact that is to know
 Universal bereavement
 An inspiring achievement
 Yes, we all will go together when we go
 We will all go together when we go
 All suffuse with an incandescent glow
 No one will have the endurance
 To collect on his insurance
 Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go
 Oh, we will all fry together when we fry
 We'll be french fried potatoes by and by
 There will be no more misery
 When the world is our rotisserie
 Yes, we will all fry together when we fry
 Down by the old maelstrom
 There'll be a storm before the calm
 And we will all bake together when we bake
 There'll be nobody present at the wake
 With complete participation
 In that grand incineration
 Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak
 Oh, we will all char together when we char
 And let there be no moaning of the bar
 Just sing out a Te Deum
 When you see that I.C.B.M.
 And the party will be come-as-you-are
 Oh, we will all burn together when we burn
 There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn
 When it's time for the fallout
 And Saint Peter calls us all out
 We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn
 You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas
 Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollar's
 And we will all go together when we go
 Every Hottenhot and every Eskimo
 When the air becomes uranious
 And we will all go simultaneous
 Yes we all will go together
 When we all go together
 Yes, we all will go together when we go