Ric Flair

Comes walking on, to thus spoke Zarathustra
 Pulls it of wearing alligator shoes, yeah
 You better beware, its a jungle in there
 Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the ring Mr
 Ric Flair
 I enlighten you to a little known fact
 Whenever Ric "WOO"s, its always B flat
 (Actually C sharp but who's checkin)
 He even knows where the hippest note's at
 And get any pretty woman in the world he wants
 Just like that.
 WOO, who's that, sitting over there
 WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
 WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
 All you young pretenders well you better beware.
 Jake the snake, unsurprisingly had a snake.
 Ultimate warrior had paint on his face.
 Hacksaw Jim Duggan, had a 2.
 But with style like this, you don't need no more.
 Got a lot of friends, got a lot of foes.
 They be quaking in their boots when I be bouncing off the ropes
 Lots of people talking, few of them know,
 You gotta have a tag if you wanna make that dough.
 WOO, who's that, sitting over there
 WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
 WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
 All you young pretenders well you better beware
 Survived a plane crash, survived being struck by lightening,
 Only drives the fines cars, and dines the finest dining.
 People try to say that size don't matter
 I wish to contravene,
 You can measure a mans success by the length of his limousine.
 WOO
 Rolex wearing, styling profiling, alligator booted,
 Limousine riding,
 Absolutely no commercial flying, all night dancing, all night loving
 Kiss stealin, wheeling and dealing, son of a gun
 Such a man there can be only one.
 WOO, who's that, sitting over there
 WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
 WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
 All you young pretenders well you better beware
 Come on boys, take it on home boys, thus spoke Zarathustra!