Tulsa Telephone Book

Have you read any good telephone books lately?
 If you ain't then let me recommend one
 I've already read that Tulsa telephone book through thirteen times
 If you don't know any last names it ain't much fun
 Well, I was in Tulsa and didn't have anything going
 And she was in Tulsa and didn't have anything on
 She said, my name is Shirley and I said, my name is Dave
 I woke up the next morning and she was gone
 Readin' that Tulsa telephone book will drive a man insane
 Especially if that girl, you're looking for has no last name
 I got to find her and tell her I don't want our love to end
 So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again
 All of the Tulsa operators know my voice now
 They must know how long I've been alone
 If you see a girl named Shirley with some ribbons in her hair
 Tell her that she's wanted on the phone
 Readin' that Tulsa telephone book will drive a man insane
 Especially if that girl, you're looking for has no last name
 I got to find her and tell her I don't want our love to end
 So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again
 I keep on readin' that Tulsa telephone book again
 I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again