Outlaw Ride

Driving trucks, eating chicken
 Chicken trucking, finger licking
 Trying to keep it in between the lines
 Bird dogs a hunting
 Straight pipes a puffing
 I'm loving this diesel life
 County Mounty in the middle
 Think I just peed a little
 Glad I ain't got no panties on
 Don't need no bugs on my glass
 Bears on my ass
 Or pop singers singing country songs
 Cluck clucking, chicken trucking
 Big wheels, they're a humming
 High rate of fuel consumption
 Missing momma, needing loving
 Rolling with that Waylon sound
 Running like a southern shaker
 I don't need no 40 acres
 To turn this rig around
 I'm jacked up like a Chevy
 But ain't heading to the levy
 Lord, have mercy sake's alive
 On this high stepping, double clutching
 Gear jamming, chicken trucking
 Old school, outlaw ride
 It's a two sticking, tooth picking
 Possum grinning, coffee sipping
 Road Show passing through your town
 A rambling gypsy on the road
 With eighteen on the floor
 And eighteen pounding on the ground
 I don't need to see
 No bubble gum machine
 Blue lights flashing bright
 All this high balling, skins a crawling
 Six days without my darling
 Going to make it home tonight
 Cluck clucking, chicken trucking
 Big wheels, they're a humming
 High rate of fuel consumption
 Missing momma, needing loving
 Rolling with that Waylon sound
 Running like a southern shaker
 I don't need no 40 acres
 To turn this rig around
 I'm jacked up like a Chevy
 But ain't heading to the levy
 Lord, have mercy sake's alive
 On this high stepping, double clutching
 Gear jamming, chicken trucking
 Old school, outlaw ride
 Cluck clucking, chicken trucking
 Big wheels, they're a humming
 High rate of fuel consumption
 Missing momma, needing loving
 Rolling with that Waylon sound
 I'm running like a southern shaker
 I don't need no 40 acres
 To turn this rig around
 I'm jacked up like a Chevy
 But ain't heading to the levy
 Lord, have mercy sake's alive
 On this cluck clucking, chicken trucking
 Big wheels, they're a humming
 High balling, skin's a crawling
 Six days without my darling
 High stepping, double clutching
 Gear jamming, chicken trucking
 Old school, outlaw ride
 Outlaw ride, Oh outlaw ride