The Odd Get Even

Intelligence can't guaranee contentment
 Particularly if you're young and nerdy
 And yet if you'll just nurture your resentment
 You're bound to strike it rich before you're thirty
 You might find me a little odd, I won't deny it's true
 I gave up trying to fit in when I was only two
 The other kids made fun of me, it still goes on today
 And so I've came to realize my goal: to make them pay
 And everywhere across the land, you'll find the ones like me
 The wretched refugees, fuddled messes longing to be free
 The last one picked for every game, the first one to be teased
 But now at last our time has finally come
 I'm so pleased
 Oh, the odd get even, it's poetic revenge
 Deceiving, thieving you to...
 Who'll be grieving and be more than potentially blue?
 Why, it's you
 We ended up designing all that stuff you use each day
 And made it all so tempting that you'll never get away
 Procastly little do-that's that monopolize your life
 And labor saving widgets built to cause you pain and strive
 Our work processing program make writing such a breeze
 And then somehow deletes it when your hard drive has a freeze
 And all the nasty viruses that plagued your every hour
 Who're better to deliver them than us? Moahaha, the power!
 Oh, the odd get even, it's poetic revenge
 Deceiving, thieving you to...
 Who'll be grieving and be more than potentially blue?
 Why, it's you
 The student body president who also lead the team
 He fried his brain with cell phone rays at work just like a dream
 And stuck up little Susie who would never talk to me
 Is paralyzed by botox twice a month, hehehe!
 And while you all are struggling to pay for all this crap
 We just collect our royalties while living in the lap of luxury
 From thinking up this stuff you think you need
 Which only serves to wast your worthless life
 Revenge indeed, hahaha
 Oh, the odd get even, it's poetic revenge
 Deceiving, thieving you to...
 Who'll be grieving and be more than potentially blue?
 Why, it's you
 Take it!
 Consider please, your mp3: s and television shows
 And you'll always have Paris... Paris Hilton I suppose
 It isn't just an accident your culture is so rich
 We pretty just empackaged it for you, ain't life a bitch?
 But if you ever sicken from this digital buffet
 And find it a big zero, one from which you'd like to stray
 Come join crue, there's lots to do and still room on the bus
 Imagine all the havoc we can reek, you and us
 Oh, the odd get even, it's poetic revenge
 Deceiving, thieving you to...
 Who'll be grieving and be more than potentially blue?
 Why, it's you, and you, and you!
 (And even you! You!)