Insurance

My doctor said I'm goin' down slow
 What's ailin' me he don't know
 I got a job but I'm still the working po'
 He gave me one little pill and said "go"
 Get some insurance, get some insurance,
 Insurance, cause you're too young to die
 I went to the office just to see
 To find insurance to cover me
 Most policies I can't afford,
 It made an atheist call on the Lord
 Insurance, get some insurance,
 Insurance, cause I'm too young to die
 I read the fine print signed on the line
 I hope I got enough to keep from dying
 After all the questions and the third degree
 It felt just like a colonoscopy
 Insurance, get some insurance,
 Insurance, cause I'm too young to die
 I read in the paper, the other day
 A man lost his spouse
 She's pushing up daisies
 Now he can't pay the bills
 And now he lost his house.
 Insurance, get some insurance,
 Insurance, cause you're too young to die
 I went to the office with the plan
 Insurance card in my hand
 He looked at it, and said to me
 "Preexisting conditions come with a fee"
 Insurance, get some insurance,
 Insurance, cause I'm too young to die
 How much is aspirin again, doctor? That's too much
 I need a cat scan doctor, but all I could afford is a kitten scan
 I need three stitches, but all I could afford is two
 Insurance, insurance, insurance