Easter Island Head

I am a man with an ordinary head
 I am a man with a typical life
 I am a man with an ordinary job
 I am a man with a typical wife
 I saw a postcard,
 It meant a lot to me.
 It had a picture of
 How i want my life to be...
 I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island
 I want a big strong forehead
 I want to stand up tall
 I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island.
 I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing at all.
 I am a man of unassuming stature
 I am a man of conventional ways.
 I am a man of mediocre intellect.
 I am a man of uneventful days.
 But i saw a travelogue
 It meant a lot to me
 It had a picture of
 How i want my life to be...
 I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island
 I want a three-ton nose job
 I want to stand up tall
 I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island.
 I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing at all.
 I want to be rock hard
 I want to be stone
 I want to be mysterious
 And always left alone!
 I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
 Bop bop bodabopbopbadabopbop bada baa!
 I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island
 I want prominent features
 I want to stand up tall
 I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island.
 I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing...