Fightin' Words

Alright
 Everyone knows I'm the hard workin' peace lovin' type
 I walk a thousand miles out of my way
 Just to keep from a fight
 Poke fun at the way that I talk
 Or this hat that I wear
 You can say what you want about me
 See if I care
 But one slip of the tongue 'bout my God Or my mama
 Or this flag that I wear on my shirt
 You'll see a side of me man
 That I don't think you wanna
 Cause them there's fightin' words
 Now don't get me wrong
 I've swapped skin now and then in my youth
 I was all for an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
 Now the older I get
 The less I wanna stand toe to toe
 But before you go runnin' your mouth
 I think you oughta know
 That one slip of the tongue 'bout my God
 Or my mama
 Or this flag that I wear on my shirt
 You'll see a side of me man
 That I don't think you wanna
 Cause them there's fightin' words
 Chevrolet or Ford
 The south or the north
 That ain't gonna get me worked up
 But I'll draw the line
 Everytime when it comes to the things that I love
 So one slip of the tongue 'bout my dog
 Or my woman
 Or this country that I proudly serve
 You'll see a side of me man
 That you damn sure don't wanna
 Cause them there's fightin' words
 Yeah, them's fightin' words
 Ahh them's fightin' words, Hoss
 (spoken)
 Excuse me
 First amendment?
 Son, the first amendment protects you from the government
 Not from me
 You can say whatever you want to out there
 You come within reach of me
 I'll exercise my right to give you a good ol' country ass whoopin'
 Is what I'll do for you
 By God