Lola Montez

I don't care what anybody says
 I'm in love with Lola Montez
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 It was the gold rush in Castlemaine I first saw her dance
 Her hips were gyrating like there were spiders in he pants
 She danced without her panties
 With her skirts above her hips
 And when the press came at her
 She took at them with a whip
 I don't care what anybody says
 I'm in love with Lola Montez
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 A Bavarian King asked if her tits were real
 She tore open her bodice and said
 "Give them a feel"
 Of the very many men who have stood by her side
 At least half a dozen have mysteriously died
 Call her the Countess, call her the Queen of France
 It don't matter if your dirt poor Irish if you know how to dance.
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 Lola Montez
 Lola Montez
 And I don't give a damn what my maiden aunt says
 Lola Montez
 Lola Montez
 And I don't care what Franz Liszt says
 I don't care what anybody says
 I'm in love with
 Lola Montez
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