Nice

I just wanna be nice
 I just wanna have fun in school
 I wanna listen to my mom and tell her that's she's cool
 Respect of all my elders and keep my nose out of the Elmer's glue
 If I have any advice to last you your whole life
 It's always do your best to be nice
 Always keep your promises, learn your states and provinces
 Never show up late for a dinner
 Try not to be a prick, even if your dad's a dick
 And always tell your girl she's getting thinner
 If I have any advice to last you your whole life
 It's always do your best to be nice
 Oh but people are terrible; they're really, really awful
 You'll never know what they'll do to you
 So if you have to be an asshole (A dirty, dirty asshole)
 Then that's just what you're gonna have to do
 If I have any advice to last you your whole life
 It's always do your best to be nice