Cheatin' On My Honky-Tonk

I still show up at five
 Let everybody know I've arrived
 I order up my usual bangles
 I don't want no-one to thank
 I'm not the guy they've come to learn to like
 Somewhere around about eight
 When it's up, wall to wall, in this place
 I sneak into the bathroom stall
 Lift the window, out I crawl
 Better things to do than drink
 Hey, I'm cheatin' on my honky-tonk
 'Fraid my friends are gonna talk
 Tryin' hide it best as I can
 Well, I don't want no-one to know
 What I'm doin', where I go
 Think I'm any less of a man
 I know they'll really kill me
 Try to pull me back if they only knew
 I've been cheatin' on my honky-tonk
 An' comin' home to you
 First time I slipped away
 I felt guilty 'bout all next day
 So next night, just to throw 'em off
 I got so drunk I had to fall
 On my butt to save a little face
 They still don't know I'm doin' wrong
 But they been noticing how I've been gone
 An' I'm running out of ways to lie
 My poor ol' Momma's died three times
 I think they're close to catchin' on
 Hey, I'm cheatin' on my honky-tonk
 'Fraid my friends are gonna talk
 Tryin' hide it best as I can
 Well, I don't want no-one to know
 What I'm doin', where I go
 Think I'm any less of a man
 I know they'll really kill me
 Try to pull me back if they only knew
 I've been cheatin' on my honky-tonk
 An' comin' home to you
 (Oh, wontcha stand on it son)
 Hey, I'm cheatin' on my honky-tonk
 'Fraid my friends are gonna talk
 Tryin' hide it best as I can
 Well, I don't want no-one to know
 What I'm doin', where I go
 Think I'm any less of a man
 I know they'll really kill me
 Try to pull me back if they only knew
 Yeah, I been cheatin' on my honky-tonk
 An' comin' home to you
 I know they'll really kill me
 Try to pull me back if they only knew
 I been cheatin' on my honky-tonk
 An' comin' home to you