Dixie Rose Deluxe's Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car, Beer, Bait, BBQ, Barber Shop, Laundromat

There ain't a four-lane road within twenty-some'n miles of here
 This town ain't got a Walmart an' never ever will
 There's a church an' a fillin' station, where you get your gas
 Then there's Dixie Rose Deluxe's
 Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car
 Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, laundromat
 Well, I stop by Dixie's half-a-dozen times a day
 I ain't there for super-duper deals or the famous fried steak
 Dixie's daughter's hotter than a hound on a fresh 'coon track
 Then there's Dixie Rose Deluxe's
 Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car
 Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, laundromat
 Yeah, I got four of everything in there
 Bunch of stuff that I can't use
 Hundred cans of Skoal on my dashboard
 An' I don't even chew
 Yeah, I'm there when they open
 An' I'm there when they close
 Standin' at the check-out line
 Just checkin' out Becky-Jo
 Then there's Dixie Rose Deluxe's
 Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car
 Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, laundromat
 She wears a nothin'-to-hide sundress that'll make you melt
 Makes a country boy think she got eyes for nobody else
 Yeah, truth is, she's got us lined up clear out the back
 Of ol' Dixie Rose Deluxe's
 Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car
 Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, laundromat, yeah
 Boss shouts out "Where you goin'?"
 I tell him I'll be right back
 I just remembered I need a dozen eggs
 An' an '87 Cadillac
 Some question my persistence
 Ah, some my sanity
 But, y'all, I ain't quittin' till that gal is
 Crazy over me
 Down there at Dixie Rose Deluxe's
 Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car
 Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, tractor parts
 Eight-tracks, trampolines, tux rental, groceries
 Video, post office, taxidermy, laundromat