Rockabilly Debutante

You won't see my gal, no sight for ages
 She's a crane operator, she makes union wages
 Friday night, she piles her hair up high
 We go bowling, my oh my
 She's heavy on the hairspray, flat on her feet
 And an uptown girl can't compete
 There's three tattoos and bowling shoes
 She's all the woman I want
 She's got more class and uptown hair
 She's the Rockabilly Debutante
 She's queen of the lane, she's got good aim
 She never throws a gutter ball
 She's the dimestore demon and I'll never leave her
 She's the Rockabilly Debutante
 She's got coke bottle glasses and backstage passes
 to the Reverend Horton Heat
 She don't drive no limo which means
 the trash piles up in the passenger seat
 She's nobody's fool, she got bullet proof cool
 She's a down town aristocrat
 She's got more class and uptown hair
 She's the Rckabilly Debutante