Rasputin

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
 He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
 Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
 And to Moscow chicks, he was such a lovely dear
 He could preach the bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire
 But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire
 Ra Ra Rasputin
 Lover of the Russian queen
 There was a cat that really was gone
 Ra Ra Rasputin
 Russia's greatest love machine
 It was a shame how he carried on
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 He ruled the Russian land and never mind the tsar
 But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
 In all affairs of state, he was the man to please
 But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
 For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
 Though she'd heard the things he'd done
 She believed he was a holy healer who would heal her son
 Ra Ra Rasputin
 Lover of the Russian queen
 There was a cat that really was gone
 Ra Ra Rasputin
 Russia's greatest love machine
 It was a shame how he carried on
 But when he's drinking and lusting and hunger for power
 Become known to more and more people
 Their demands to do something about this outrageous man
 Grew louder and louder
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 Hey, hey!
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 This man's just got to go, declared his enemies
 But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please
 No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
 Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
 Then one night some men of higher standing
 Set a trap, they're not to blame
 Come to visit us, they kept demanding
 And he really came
 Ra Ra Rasputin
 Lover of the Russian queen
 They put some poison into his wine
 Ra Ra Rasputin
 Russia's greatest love machine
 He drank it all, and he said, I feel fine
 Ra Ra Rasputin
 Lover of the Russian queen
 They didn't quit, they wanted his head
 Ra Ra Rasputin
 Russia's greatest love machine
 And so they shot him 'til he was dead
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 Oh, those Russians