Things I Don't Remember

Things I don't remember
 How'd the hell'd we get here?
 How'd the hell did we get here?
 Things I don't remember
 Dressed-up alligators
 How'd the hell'd we get here?
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 There was dressed-up alligator
 There was cum on the piano
 Disco-dancing neighbors
 Who were born in mashed potatoes
 Caught with our pants down
 Hidin' in the dog house
 Figured out what we're good for
 You're the sailor and I'm the port
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 We undressed for the tailor
 His skin was lightly salted
 Opened up a can of loud-mouth-malted
 High fives in your eyes
 Push the gas and now I'm kissing your thighs
 Looking for a purpose
 How the hell'd we get here?
 There were things I don't remember
 There was messed-up alligator
 There were endless conversations
 No ones mouths were really moving
 All them dumpsters overflowing
 All my might wanna fail intentions
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 Figured out what I'm good for
 Makin' anything look better
 How the hell could I blame her?
 Even then I was a sailor
 There were jokes that never land
 Every hand was tipped in some beautiful sand
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 There was undressed for the tailor
 There are jokes that couldn't land
 There were disco-dancing neighbors
 They were born in mashed potatoes
 There was no tell motel
 There were things I don't remember
 Dressed-up alligator
 How'd the hell'd we get here?
 How'd the hell'd we get here?