Kool Keith Housing Things

Well I'm sonically, high bionically
 For you dummies, ironically stupid
 What are you, Cupid?
 To steal my rhymes, and then you loop it
 Wrong! Back this way
 Follow me now, head this way
 Into this, while I rap on through this
 For many germs, who never knew this
 Switch is upside down
 Turn around, look in the mirror
 You rap catchers, makin' a error
 Every inning, I'm back to the dugout
 You on the field, I'm ready to bug out
 Like a manager, smackin' up your team
 Male or female, ducks who dream
 Of takin' me on the mic and makin' me
 Rack up, MC's I'll stack up
 Foreign precinct rappers need to back up
 Quickly, I'ma rip your brain off
 Throw it down so the blood can drain off
 My hands, while I wave to fan
 I'm Kool Keith, not a Bill or a Dan
 But a General, equal to a mineral
 Pushin' a crowd to keep on dancin'
 I'm housing things
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 Now I'm back, to continue my verses
 I'm never screamin' loud with any curses
 Roughly, that a child could learn
 I teach kids and ducks that burn
 With flamethrower, and how do you show a
 A grass rapper, cut him with a lawnmower
 Twice, into golden wheat
 Grind the rest into moldin' meat
 And cook 'em, 'til they all well done
 They not ready, they don't smell done
 Like fish, it ain't my favorite dish
 I grab a steak and a battle I wish
 A Coke MC or Pepsi I'll sip up
 Drop your face and bring the other lip up
 Watch, while I stun and amaze you
 Kick out lyrics that truly'll daze you
 I'm your boss, the one that pays you
 Nine-to-five, all ducks are hired
 And when I come, MC's are fired
 No pay, no way, today
 You're unemployed with nothing to say
 But I can say, one thing for sure
 I'm housing things
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 I think it's pitiful, that you had taunted me
 Your girl sulkin', she wanted me first
 Before you was thought about
 Back in the days when I taught about
 Science, the real construction
 No other solo team or production
 Did that or got with that
 I play brain-ball, usin' a bat
 To your skull, smack it out the park
 I rhyme bright, and you're in the dark
 With shadows, hallucinating battles
 To compel the capital K, as in "Kool"
 Combine the "Keith"
 Rap metal is terminal chief
 Android, squashin' the beef
 On time, and my mic will stay on
 For any roach or germ who wanna prey on
 A weakness, but my uniqueness
 Has a way to show that I'm slicker
 Creating rhymes, you have to be quicker
 And versatile on the microphone
 I'm Kool Keith, cold housing things
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 And I'd like to say whassup to my man Father Mashon
 And also my brother Kevvy Kev
 Ced Gee, Moe Love, TR
 And my man I God, Paul C
 Public Enemy and the Jungle Brothers
 Peace, I'm outta here