Lenny Bind

I was playing TF2 the other night
 When I suddenly saw the most epic sight
 A player on the other team all dressed in green
 Brightest loadout of all humankind
 We fought each other long and hard
 Both one on one
 But he was dodging left and right, shooting his gun
 And, finally, after a fair fight, when he won
 In the chat he dropped his Lenny Bind
 Did you see that guy
 He's so hip and fly
 He's the coolest guy
 'Cause he's got a Lenny Bind
 Look at his weapon shine
 Check out that funny sign
 He has the superior mind
 He's got a Lenny
 Bind me to my word, this is the truth
 The absolute coolest thing about the youth
 Is their hilarious, original, clever quips
 I wish that I could ever be that smooth
 So when this Scout main owned me in a fight
 I was speechless, no way to come back to the bright
 Funny and simply epic chat response
 With nothing that could beat a Lenny Bind
 Did you see that guy
 He's so hip and fly
 He's the coolest guy
 'Cause he's got a Lenny Bind
 Just hang me out to dry
 'Cause I'm about to cry
 Can I get my weapon signed
 He's got a Lenny Bind
 I saw you on a Minecraft trade server today and I just
 Oh, I couldn't contain myself, you are just so sexy
 Take me now, Papi, I love your Lenny Bind
 Did you see that guy
 He's so hip and fly
 He's the coolest guy
 'Cause he's got a Lenny Bind
 He shot me and I died
 Then owned me with a bind
 He's confident and so kind
 He's got a Lenny Bind