Piers Morgan

Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
 Had to run a man down in my wellies
 Now I'm on telly
 Susanna Reid, I'm adorin'
 Big drip, man's pourin'
 Got the big stick with the corn in
 When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
 Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
 Had to run a man down in my wellies
 Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr)
 Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow)
 Big drip, man's pourin'
 Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah)
 When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
 Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning)
 I'm like Piers (Why?)
 'Cause I got more dough than female deers (Ha!)
 And the whole game got my name in their mouth
 Like those Turkish veneers (Smile)
 And I might hack man
 See an MC on the block, I'm robbin' him, Batman (Grrr)
 I'm a snatcher, my new ting bad, Margaret Thatcher (Sexy)
 And I'm stackin'
 Caviar, man's snackin'
 I send shots via Royal Mail and I nеver pay for the trackin' (Nevеr)
 I bleed blue, so it's the Tory party I'm backin' (Boris)
 And the first name ain't Eden,
 But I'm still a hazard when attackin' (Goal! Goal! Goal!)
 Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
 Had to run a man down in my wellies
 Now I'm on telly
 Susanna Reid, I'm adorin'
 Big drip, man's pourin'
 Got the big stick with the corn in
 When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
 Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
 Had to run a man down in my wellies
 Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr)
 Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow)
 Big drip, man's pourin'
 Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah)
 When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
 Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning)
 I got more homes than Sherlock (Elementary)
 Your girlfriend knows when a man's on her block (Kinky)
 And I make paper, serious paper, Rupert Murdoch (Scrilla)
 Baggin' up rosemary, baggin' up thyme
 And I never get caught for the crime (Ha-ha-ha)
 Asked for sauvignon blanc and the waitress gave man a wine (Saucy)
 You'll never catch me in the slammer (Never)
 Unknown P, five foot three
 The drill MC with immaculate grammar (Classy)
 I got magazines like Glamour
 I may not be Kano, but I've got maids in the manor (Exquisite)
 On a BMT, got Britain on lock like GMB
 Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
 Had to run a man down in my wellies
 Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr)
 Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow)
 Big drip, man's pourin'
 Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah)
 When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
 Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning)
 Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
 Had to run a man down in my wellies
 Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr)
 Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow)
 Big drip, man's pourin'
 Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah)
 When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'
 Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning)
 Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon
 Had to run a man down in my wellies
 Now I'm on telly
 Susanna Reid, I'm adorin'
 Big drip, man's pourin'
 Got the big stick with the corn in
 When I'm on road, I'm yawnin'