Sweet Transvestite

How d'you do
 I see you've met my faithful handyman
 e's a little brought down
 Because when you knocked
 He throught you were the candy man
 Don't get strung out by the way I look
 Don't judge a book by its cover
 I'm not much of a man by the light of day
 But by night I'm one hell of a lover
 I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
 Let me show you around or maybe play you a sound
 You look like you're both pretty groovy
 Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
 We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
 I'm glad we caught you at home
 Could we use your phone?
 We're both in a bit of a hurry
 We'll just say where we are and go back to the car
 We don't want to be any worry
 Well, you got caught with a flat
 Well, how 'bout that!
 Well, babies, don't you panic.
 By the light of the night
 It'll all seem all right
 I'll get you a satanic mechanic
 I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
 Why don't you stay for the night
 ... Night
 Or maybe a bite
 ... Bite
 I could show you my favorite obsession
 I've been making a man with blonde hair and a tan
 And he's good for relieving my... tension!
 I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
 So, come up to the lab
 And see what's on the slab
 I see you shiver with antici... pation
 But maybe the rain is really to blame
 So I'll remove the cause...
 But not the symptom!